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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 |
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Kevin had vanished some time around December and it worried me. There could have been any number of things that had happened but only a few likely. He’d gone to Jackson Co and been attacked by Skunkapes or gotten sick of working on the movie and tossed him self in front of a Mac Truck filled with pigs. It’s a long wait for pig trucks here as we raise mostly feeder calves, so I figured it was Skunkapes that did Kevin in. No, he showed up in my living room with a pistol in one hand and a NEW and IMPROVED copy of the Legend of Crazy George stuffed in his gut. He was shouting and babbling about this being the be all and end all for final cuts of the movie as we’d had about 3 or 5 and that we’d need to see a Preacher to make sure everything was OK with God and Country on this final cut. He also pointed out he needed to shoot someone real bad and seeing as how McCaleb and Sharp weren’t near he was going to shoot me. It was clear that we needed to stop all matters of production on the film until issues involving Preachers, giant bunnies, whisky, weed and Kevin’s 45 could be resolved. We negotiated a truce revolving around the issue that Kevin and I are out of the moonshine, whore and Hell business. So we agreed to drink and keep on drinking until one of us acquired one of those Alcohol Poisoning bracelets that Zack and Sen. Fist are so proud of. We’re still drinking and we demand that there may or may not be another upgrade of the Legend of Crazy George, maybe sort of. This has got to end soon and we’ve got a pile of 2000 or 2007 DVD’s and one in black & white of the movie here in the studio. Cast, crew, leggy super model or Crazy George himself, contact me if you haven’t got one because we’re going public soon. I’ve been saying it for months, when the bullet start flying you’d better know whose side you’re on and what color your flag is. Mine ain’t white.
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