June 2004

Friday, June 25, 2004

[ 1:37AM ] [ mccaleb ] [ cept yer a pices, dipshit ]

             my horoscope has facinating relevance:

Dear Reverend (or is it Irreverend?) Brezsny: After long meditation on what's missing from my relationship with God, I found the answer: a sense of humor. I realized I can never truly love or honestly communicate with a Supreme Being who doesn't chuckle. Alas, there doesn't seem to be a single text in any religious tradition that's even slightly funny. Can you give me some hope? - Aquarius in Search of a Droll Deity." Dear Aquarius: You're in luck. According to my inside sources, the Divine Creator will soon unleash Her comic genius in your vicinity. You can expect a flood of playful teases, mind-bending jokes, and slapstick disruptions in the conventional wisdom -- all designed to provoke sacred, cleansing laughter. Here's even better news: She'll be laughing with you, not at you.



Thursday, June 24, 2004

[ 1:38AM ] [ monkey ] [ Bubba Ho-tep ]

             Bubba Ho-Tep

Don't fuck with Elvis. This film is a must see for fans of Bruce Campbell who plays an elderly Elvis trapped in a Texas rest home. With the aid of a man who thinks he's JFK, Elvis fights an evil Egyption entity who is attacking the rest home. Do not, do not, fuck with Elvis!



Tuesday, June 22, 2004

[ 6:12PM ] [ mccaleb ] [ June 23rd ]

             Been a long time. Two years now, but things are looking up for the Legend of Crazy George - Funny how in black & white the set looks quite a reasonable temperature




Wednesday, June 16, 2004

[ 11:27AM ] [ monkey ] [ Three Bunnies ]

             The wind struck in from the South West, the sky darkened and I hit the I-65 on ramp doing 55mph. I wasn’t watching the speedometer but I was sing “Duke of Earl” – there is no way in hell a man can drive any other speed than 55 when singing “Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl…” As we hit the highway, Jen starts screaming and telling me to look to the far left – which I wasn’t going to do because the guy driving the tractor-trailer on my ass wasn’t singing “Duke of Earl”. Judging from the trucks speed, I’d say he was singing “Heavy Metal…” I surrendered the Duke and countered the truck with a chorus of “Dale Don Mas Duro”
Feeling good about my position on I-65 I took a look across the street. In the sky was a huge funnel of black clouds gently working their way down to the treetops. It was as beautiful and graceful as a baby shark – a creature to be afraid of just knowing what it could become. Images of Nashville devastated by a twister a few years back smacked the inside of my head and I was suddenly singing “Heavy metal” with the trucker and got the hell out of there.
Hours later I found myself in a corporate playground in Lebanon watching Morgan (1.5 years old) chew on rocks and sand. I looked up into the black sky thinking of the baby twister and there blocking my view was a playground toy with three bunnies on a spinning rack. It was a fucking message from Crazy George! The Bunnies combined with the infant twister was an Oman from Crazy George in the spirit world. We are about to leave the infant stage of our film and then there will be some tornado like killing. Respect the three and beware the Bunnies!






Monday, June 14, 2004

[ 12:03AM ] [ mccaleb ] [ movin' & shakin' madduxs ]

             Hog heaven - Couple to open Harley-Davidson dealership
2004-06-12
by Jennifer Hodson
of The Daily Times Staff

Whether heading down U.S. Highway 321 toward Townsend or along U.S. Highway 129 to ride the nauseatingly curvy stretch of road commonly called ``The Dragon'', motorcyclists already frequent Blount County.

But the opening this fall of Smoky Mountain Harley-Davidson in Maryville is certain to solidify the county's status as a motorcycle mecca.

The dealership, one of only about five or six Harley-Davidson opens each year, will be much more than just a place that sells bikes. Owners Scott and Monet Maddux hope it will be a gathering place for riders.

To that effect, the husband-and-wife team plan to add a 15,000-square-foot outdoor pavilion that will include a sound stage and performers' ``green room'' for live music shows, fire pits and smokers for cooking up barbecue, a kitchen, extra restrooms, a meeting room for Harley-Davidson Owners Group (HOG) members and a training room for the company's Rider's Edge safety education program.

Behind the pavilion will be several wash bays so travelers can stop in to clean ``road grime'' off their bikes.

The Madduxes said they hope to draw around 3,500 people to their grand opening, tentatively scheduled for Labor Day weekend. But festivities won't stop there.

``We're going to have all kinds of barbecues and all kinds of events,'' Scott Maddux said. ``What the market in Maryville has told us they're interested in is a destination.''

The site will also have a play-area for children.

Scott Maddux said he has taken his son Zager to Harley events in the past, but there was really nothing for children to do.

``He loves motorcycles, but he's 2½,'' he said. ``We really want to build this into something that feels like a family. We want our customers to feel like they're part of our family.''

$3M in renovations

In April, demolition work began at the 47,000-square-foot, 7.2-acre site, where Lowe's was formerly located on West Lamar Alexander Parkway. This week, $3 million worth of renovation began.

J&S Construction of Cookeville is the general contractor.

All of the subcontractors are local, Scott Maddux said, joyfully adding that many of the subcontractors also happen to be Harley-Davidson riders.

The Madduxes, with two young children in tow, moved to Blount County this month from Baxter, outside Cookeville.

``Since we moved here, we meet people every day who are riders,'' Scott Maddux said. ``In this area in particular, there's such a strong rider base.''

The dealership's interior will include a 19,000-square-foot retail showroom that will eventually house 40-60 new and 15-25 pre-owned motorcycles and more than $500,000 in Harley-Davidson brand parts, accessories and general merchandise -- giving the Maryville location one of the largest Harley-Davidson retail spaces in the region.

Weaving along the main showroom floor will be a giant dragon's tail, inspired by the Highway 129 ``Dragon.''

There will also be a customer lounge, a family room, several administrative offices and 18 service bays.

``We really want to build our backbone on service,'' Scott Maddux said. ``We want to hire the best and brightest technical people we can.''

The dealership will employ around 30 people in sales, service, retail and management.

Owning a Harley-Davidson dealership is a lifelong dream for Scott Maddux. His great uncle owned a small Harley-Davidson shop in Cookeville.

``My grandfather rode Harley-Davidsons,'' he said. ``When I was a kid, I was always around Harley-Davidsons.''

His first bike -- which he still owns -- was a 1964 FLH ``Duo Glide.'' Since then, he's added two more to his collection, including the 1999 Road King Classic he routinely rides around town.

When he went to college, he even taped a picture of a Harley to his computer monitor so he could keep his ultimate career goal always in mind.

But becoming a Harley-Davidson dealer is no easy task.

Achieving a dream

``The process of applying for a Harley dealership proved to be a highly competitive one,'' he said. ``Monet and I certainly aren't the only ones whose life dream is to be a part of this company.''

Scott Maddux first applied to become a dealer in 1999 but found he was not qualified at that time.

``I didn't have the money, quite frankly, to do it,'' he said.

According to the company's Web site, the minimum financial requirement for a prospective dealer is a personal net worth of $1 million with at least $600,000 in liquid assets.

At the time, Scott Maddux was running Maddux Communications, a telecommunications construction contractor, with his father.

Founded in 1997, the father-and-son team managed in five years to grow their namesake business from a five-person operation with sales of less than $1 million to a company with 50 employees and annual revenues of around $10 million.

In 2001, Scott Maddux sold the company to publicly traded Quanta Services of Houston, Texas -- a move which secured his parents' financial future and allowed him to finally pursue his dealership dream.

Harley-Davidson's appeal isn't just the bikes, he said. It's also about camaraderie and companionship, which is why rallies, concerts and barbecues will play such a key role in the Madduxes' dealership.

Riding is more fun with others, he said, which is why building a biking community is so important.

A passion for Harley-Davidson ``brings all walks of life together,'' he said. ``The Harley customer base is so diverse, sometimes that's the only thing we have in common.''



Thursday, June 10, 2004

[ 10:56PM ] [ mccaleb ] [ kiwi cold ]

             fucking off the scopes here in terms of busy. baby had a cold, momma had a cold, mccaleb had a cold, it's fucking cold outside, i missed the latest episode of the simpsons cause of the Waikuku Beach Community Group & then there's been the previously unmentioned 'denny's drama'. all i've got to look forward to is the all blacks vs. england showdown at the house of pain & i'm not feeling particularly confident about our chances (although i will remain hopeful till the last whistle)

the new tvfive website is up - no thanks to mccaleb really, but you can watch video snippets of 'corporate palaver' which must be perpetuated in order to persue the dream... legend 2.

monkey's got heaps of copies off to the festivals & everyone who sees the movie is affected in ways they can't even explain themselves. mostly, they just sleep a little less at night knowing that Crazy George even exists - and is out there still.

Looking forward anxiously to the eminent arrival of Fist Full of Crows new cd, and enjoying bonnie prince billy & kiwi band dimmer in the meantime. highly reccommended :)

haven't seen anything worth watching on the telly lately 'cept a scary doco on the soviet propigation of biological weapons up until the fall of the union. ffffuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkin scary. - movies are shit - lots of remakes of stuff that wasn't that good to start with, & fairenheit 911 sounds like Roger N Me IV. I'm gonna go rent SouthParkBiggerLongerUnCut & watch it again just to make myself feel a little better. that & smoke a big fat hogleg.

NEWSFLASH from Cookevegas! just when the quality of life couldn't get ANY BETTER, Sam's Club is coming, Sam's Club is coming!



McCaleb with daughter Brooke @ Ashley Gorge - South Island, NZ



Thursday, June 3, 2004

[ 10:12PM ] [ mccaleb ] [ Please be careful ]

             Please, please, if you see this person, cross to the other side of the street. DO NOT make eye contact. Contact the local authorities immediately.




Tuesday, June 1, 2004

[ 5:07PM ] [ mccaleb ] [ Other Things That will Kill You ]

             

Looks like a Chris Vanling original