September 2003

             6:20 am

4.9 on the richter scale, right under my bed it felt like. glasses rattled & it felt like someone picked up my bed and dropped it three inches. earhquake - it's a goddamned earthquake!

anyway, life goes on, and today i went down to the shop to pick up the mail & i was certain that it was here. I saw the big red envelopes addressed to me from america. my palms grew sweaty, my mouth dry. I walked home confidently with the packages under my arm. whistling a happy little toon.

Alas, it was not to be, both packages from my mom - baby stuff, bills from home. (not that i don't appreciate it - it's just that i had my heart set on something else.

and still I await the new Pensil album.

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             Leave a doondabifish in the tish.Icey in sloppy pants .he Find. Bisquit Machame Route. Do the Danube. www.whisk-hutzel.us look at the pumkin. look at the danin BeAR. To Ravage the buzzards www.guavamatrix.com q-flap.com right there. nk in a wall aAron.things are actually going good.Win only.

PENSIL

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             Join the Crazy George Street Team!

Help spread the word about the movie, soundtrack and upcoming documentary. We have created fliers for you to print out and post around your hometown or hand out to friends. Bring them to concerts, work, school, sporting events, skate parks, stores - ­wherever you can find potential fans. You can print out each flyer and copy them. When you post the fliers, take pictures and email them to streetteam@thinkingmonkeythinking.com with your name, address and age. We will be giving away DVDs, CDs and other special prizes away to Crazy George Street Team members.

Large Flyer (Adobe PDF Format)

Four Postcard size flyers (Adobe PDF Format)

Note: Some stores or venues may have rules against handing out materials on their property. In addition, it is against the law to affix stickers or posters to public or private property. Please know that, if you hang something or pass out flyers where you aren't supposed to YOU are responsible. If you are UNDER 18 get your parents PERMISSION before you start.

Much more from the new Crazy George Street Team coming soon...in the meantime check out these links:

SLIDESHOW

TRAILER


LEGEND DVD COVER


NEW! FULL TRAILER COMING SOON


DOWNLOAD ADOBE ACROBAT

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             Spoke to Zack in Atlanta yesterday, said he's down to the shake

but there's still hope, as the new Pensil album "Back to Hollywood" is ready, and then there's the matter of the Soundtrack to the film: "The Legend of Crazy George" - currently clocking in at 1 hour 14 minutes!

I emailed, the mayor, the police chief, and the media in Cookeville yesterday. - put the fear of god in a few of them (see below)

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             Please do not email your Œreleases¹ to every email address at the
Herald-Citizen. If you need to know which address to use, call or email and ask. If you do this again, I will consider it spam and place you on the banned list and none of your messages will get through to anyone here.

Thank you.


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Don Foy Herald-Citizen
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             the sheer irony of it is astounding.

totally shocking

but most welcome.

you see, Alex called. “From the Super Liquor – Woodend.” and Alex says “mr. mccaleb?” and I said ‘yes.’ and she said “mr. mccaleb this is Alex from the superliquorwoodend, and did you recently purchase some Jack Daniels here?”

‘Why yes. Yes I did.”

well you entered the contest & YOU WON!

“HOORAY” said I “What did I win?”

it turns out,

umbrellas, sleeping bags, lots of miscellaneous jack daniels stuff.

& I’m the one from Tennessee,

winning the local new zealand contest.

& I know I’m not the only bugger drinking the stuff.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

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             balloons are terrible.

almost as terrible as clowns.

Moment.Shmoment.

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             The 2:00 web trailer is up now on the media page:

http://www.thinkingmonkeythinking.com/media.htm

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             (1) What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
.........Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
.........A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room?
.........Grease her hips and push.

(4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?
.........Pay him for the pizza.

(5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a
girlfriend ?
........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup

(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's life?
.........His freshman year.

(8) How many Florida freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
.........None. That's a sophomore course.

(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
........Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never look
at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)

(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week

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             Raining blood
From a lacerated sky
Bleeding its horror
Creating my structure
Now I shall reign in blood!

FUCK ME, this intro is cool - better have flash

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