October 2003

Wednesday, October 29, 2003

[ 2:50PM ] [ mccaleb ] [ Crazy George ]

             Yesterday, spectators at the (1st annual??) Cooking on the Square were treated to an appearance by an sknunkape & a bunny (evil killer bunny) passing out flyers for the movie "The Legend of Crazy George"

Little did they know, inside that Skunkape costume was Crazy George himself!

The skunkape sounded the alarm as if the british were coming:

"See the film, hear the truth about what happened at Crazy George's Bridge - Not one person was killed, but five! and they were all....

YANKEES! YANKEES! KILL,KILL,KILL. - It was like a scene out of Apocolypse Now. but with fat, old ladies everywhere.

At least one person was purported to have said:

"I'm not going to see your movie, I don't think anyone should. I think it's obsene.

Funny how people form opinions about things they know nothing about.



Monday, October 27, 2003

[ 3:32PM ] [ mccaleb ] [ Down to the Shake ]

             Got great email from Bonnie of Down To The Shake. She shed some light on some of Zack's latest adventures. Check out the pics of the 9 Lives Saloon 9/12/03 show!

Also, in Cookeville they've hijacked halloween & opted for "Enchantment"

Similarly, they have outlawed halloween in Russia.



Sunday, October 19, 2003

[ 5:09PM ] [ mccaleb ] [ The DEVIL HATES ART ]

             Satan is the Enemy of Art
The Devil loves Ass Kissing
Satan detests the creative spirit
The old Snake fears Sincerity in Art
Satan is disgusted by art expressing faith
Satan gleefully cuts funding for the arts
The Devil is dismayed by Talent & Skill
Lucifer dreads art that makes people think
Old Nick cannot allow true genius to flourish
The evil one dispises uniqueness,Nonconformity and Eccentricity
Mediocrity is highly regarded by the prince of darkness
The devil abhors art because it enobles mankind
The serpent recoils from genuine art
Demons have a fondness for committees.
The Antichrist has an affinity to brown nosing
Satan cowers from honest art.

Jeffrey Vallance



Tuesday, October 14, 2003

[ 4:54PM ] [ mccaleb ] [ Buck Mountain Project ]

             BUCK MOUNTAIN PROJECT


Friday, October 10, 2003

[ 5:24PM ] [ mccaleb ] [ old news / new news ]

             Yeah, well we were doin' it back in 2000


and we knew this last year


But have you seen the new, extended trailer?




Wednesday, October 8, 2003

[ 3:47AM ] [ mccaleb ] [ 3 minutes 36 seconds ]

             The full trailer is up on the media page NOW